"AM3R" (AM3R)
03/08/2014 at 17:49 • Filed to: Bro
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"AM3R" (AM3R)
03/08/2014 at 17:49 • Filed to: Bro | 2
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bro.....
At C&C this morning a group of S2k's showed up. The weather in NoVa was amazing today, although it was still pretty chilly this morning. Almost every convertible had the top down though, so I'm glad everyone else is enjoying the weather as much as I am.
Brian Silvestro
> AM3R
03/08/2014 at 17:53 |
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SO BRITISH
Drape me in a Macintosh and tell me about the BOER WAR
SHEMALE PORN ADDICTION
unns
unns
unns
MELON BALLER UP MY ASS
DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND JERRY WARLOP. DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND NIXON NIXON NIXON NIXON.
What am I forgetting?
Oh yeah! HEADLIGHTS GO UUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE WE GO
THIS IS MY S2000. THIS IS MY RED XIII SUIT WITH THE DICK HOLE.
U
YOU'RE NOW PICTURING HIM EATING PUSSY.
YOU'RE NOW PICTURING HIM EATING PUSSY.
HE'S EATING PUSSY.
UUUUUUUHHHHHHH.
BIG 1970S BUSH.
JINGLE BELLS.
ALL VOLVOS REMIND ME OF THAT TIME I WAS AT WENDY'S AND I WAS EATING AT THE SUPERBAR AND I SAW THIS POST MENOPAUSAL LADY, SHE GOT ON TOP OF THE SUPERBAR AND JUST DROPPED THE PANTS AND STARTED QUEEFING ON EVERYTHING. SHE WAS QUEEFING ON ALL THE GARBANZO BEANS. AND THEN SHE GOT A TURKEY BASTER AND JUST FILLED UP HER SNATCH WITH SOME OL POOL WATER, AND THEN JUST QUEEFED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAINAGAINAGAIN.
Why? BECAUSE VOLVO.
THIS IS MY S2000. IT BELONGS TO ME. NOT YOU. IT'S MINE.
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE
Lets sit arm in arm on your sofa, slow jerking it to VHS tapes of Desmond Morris, WITH THE SOUND MUTED
In the back, I had a potato sack. The contents of which were CRYING. THROUGH MY MILARD FILMORE MASK I SAID "YOU PASSED THE TEST LIKE ALL THE REST".
Track day, bro. Yo track day, bro. You coming to the track day, bro? Let's go to the track day, bro. Five sets of tires, bro. Yokohama, bro. No, no Super Toyo. No no, Hoosiers. Hoosiers. Got some Hoosiers for the track day, bro. You coming, bro? CONES! Gonna tear it up. Left braking, bro. Bro, let's...let's kiss.
YOU DRIVE A MIATA BECAUSE YOU WANT THE BEST AND YOU DESERVE THE BEST. ONLY THE BEST WILL DO. YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES, YOU LOVE THE BOYS. #1. YOU GET SAM ADAMS. THATS THE BEST BEER. YOU PUT ON DARKSIDE AT EVERY PARTY. WHO'S GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT FLOYD
YOU MAKE POSTS COMMEMORATING FIREMEN, I MEAN WHO'D DARE DOWN VOTE THAT? BABY PHOTOS! BABY PHOTOS! LOTS OF BABY PHOTOS! MY HEART GOES OUT TO THE VICTIMS OF RRHRGRGHRGHRHGRHRGHRGRRGHGHRHGGHGHGH! THE BEST!
THIS IS BETTER THAN MY DOUBLE D MOTORBOAT WITH THAT GIRL WHO LIKED TO CUT HERSELF.
TOO DARK.
"It's like making out with a high school girlfriend and going for second base, only to suddenly realize — she isn't stopping you this time. Why isn't she stopping me? She always stops me."
Maybe it's her sudden inexplicable fondness for my FULLY ENGORGED BLOOD FILLED SIN SWORD!
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU CHANGED YOUR OIL? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, AND NEITHER DOES MY RAV4. THE RAV4 IS A SMALL SUV THAT ISN'T TRYING TO SUCK YOUR DICK.
I WORK HARD I PLAY HARD DOWN IN OCEAN CITY MARYLAND. YOU WANNA SEE A TRICK? JERRY AT THE PFFICE LOVES THIS ONE. WATCH. OH YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING THEN YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING THEN YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING THEN YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING
I have to fart. Here it is.
Ppfffbbttttt.
The i stands for INVESTMENTS
Dusty Ventures
> AM3R
03/08/2014 at 17:54 |
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Nice Miata
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AM3R
> Dusty Ventures
03/08/2014 at 17:55 |
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Not a miata in sight today. Weird to be honest, didn't even see one on the road all day.
jkm7680
> Brian Silvestro
03/08/2014 at 17:57 |
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All the best Regular car reviews quotes...All in once. Life mission complete.
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AM3R
> Brian Silvestro
03/08/2014 at 17:59 |
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You completely win, I can't top that. I can't even come close, so here's another picture from my ipotato
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Dusty Ventures
> AM3R
03/08/2014 at 18:01 |
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But there's a Miata right up there ^
;)
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AM3R
> Dusty Ventures
03/08/2014 at 18:14 |
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Well, then I guess I saw 5+ Miatas ;)
Axial
> AM3R
03/08/2014 at 18:59 |
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There were 4 AP2 S2000s and 1 AP1 all by itself on the other side of the lot. I liked the white AP2 with the dail.
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AM3R
> Axial
03/08/2014 at 20:05 |
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I didn't catch that AP1.
I'm just guessing based off your picture, were you the driver of one of the M3's or the F30 320i?
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Axial
> AM3R
03/08/2014 at 20:10 |
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None of the above! I was the driver of the black C4 Corvette with the red fender hashes. You know, the peasant-mobile. :p
The AP1 was silver and had its top up. It was sitting on the other side of the gap, perpendicular to that silver M3 that came in early and loudly.
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AM3R
> Axial
03/08/2014 at 20:17 |
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Ah I remember the C4! My dad really liked it for some reason. I think he had a friend way back when he was in college with a Corvette, so it brings back memories. On the topic of vettes, that Z06 was sweet!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
03/08/2014 at 23:35 |
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You got ttttttooo much time on your hands tttttttooo much time on your haaandddss seriously though how did you remember all of those
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Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
03/08/2014 at 23:37 |
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Copied/pasted from somewhere else. Took seconds.
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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
03/08/2014 at 23:41 |
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Ok otherwise I was going to say maybe get a girlfriend if you don't have one that will eat up some time
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Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
03/08/2014 at 23:55 |
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I'm too lazy for a girlfriend. A girl to have sex with from time to time wouldn't hurt much though.
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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
03/09/2014 at 00:20 |
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Rent fancy supercar (Aston Martin) get suit and go to club works for James Bond
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Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
03/09/2014 at 00:22 |
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That'll most likely happen sometime in the future.
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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
03/09/2014 at 00:31 |
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I think I might do that but I probably won't get any girls from it because I will just bore them by talking about the car for three straight hours
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Axial
> AM3R
03/09/2014 at 03:22 |
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I'm going to be that friend that people talk about who had a Corvette in college years from now, ha ha.
The Z06 was really well-sorted, visually. And it was in what I think is the best colour for it. I'm really going to miss that bubble hatch moving forward from the C7. You know, I think I walked right by you as you were taking that picture...
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AM3R
> Axial
03/09/2014 at 10:04 |
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You might have, I stopped about 3 different times to look at haha!
I love the targa top C6. Easily my favorite corvette.
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Axial
> AM3R
03/09/2014 at 13:48 |
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It looks like a fighter cockpit with the top off. Almost like you could grab the glass and slam it forward. It's my favourite feature of the C6.
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AM3R
> Axial
03/09/2014 at 13:52 |
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I love it in black/graphite with dark tints and black wheels.... So "stealthy" haha!